Right to Remain Silent… I Just Can’t.
🇺🇸 Printed In & Shipped From USA
📝 Description:
You technically have the right to remain silent — but you’re not gonna use it, are you? This tee is for the loudmouths, the talkers, the “I swear I’m done after this story” types. Whether you’re ranting about politics, breaking down your conspiracy theories at the bar, or just roasting your friends for sport — this shirt was made for you.
Features a pissed-off screaming mouth gagged by America, justice, and a cop badge. Basically, a visual summary of Thanksgiving dinner with your family.
Printed on premium fabric, soft enough to wear while getting kicked out of a bar or lecturing your Uber driver.
Materials
🔥 Premium Tee, Built to Last
✔️ Super-soft — feels amazing, fits even better
🎯 High-quality prints with eco-friendly inks (no cracking or peeling)
💪 Pre-shrunk & durable — made to outlast your sarcasm
Wanna grab 2? It’s just $50 + FREE shipping 😎
Shipping & Returns
All shirts are made to order and ship in 2–5 business days.
U.S. delivery typically takes 3–7 days after fulfillment.
We offer a 30-day refund policy for misprints, damages, or wrong items — no hassle.
Dimensions
| Size | Chest Width | Length | Fits Chest (US) |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 18" | 28" | 34"–37" |
| M | 20" | 29" | 38"–41" |
| L | 22" | 30" | 42"–45" |
| XL | 24" | 31" | 46"–49" |
| 2XL | 26" | 32" | 50"–53" |
| 3XL | 28" | 33" | 54"–57" |
Care Instructions
To keep your tee from becoming a crop top:
- Wash cold, inside out
- Tumble dry low or hang dry
- Don’t iron the print
- Avoid bleach unless you're into surprises
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