Privacy Policy

Last Updated: June 30th, 2025

We get it — nobody reads these. But we wrote it anyway, because your privacy matters and our lawyer told us to.

This Privacy Policy describes how your personal information is collected, used, and shared when you visit or make a purchase from www.mildlyoffensivetees.com (the “Site”).

1. Personal Information We Collect

When you visit the Site, we automatically collect certain information about your device, including your:

  • web browser
  • IP address
  • time zone
  • and some cookies installed on your device

We also collect information about how you browse the site — what pages you view, how long you stayed, whether you giggled at our designs — all through tools like Google Analytics and Shopify’s built-in systems.

When you place an order, we collect:

  • Name
  • Billing & shipping address
  • Payment info (via secure processor)
  • Email address
  • Phone number (if entered)

We call this “Order Information.”

2. How We Use Your Information

We use the info to:

  • Fulfill your order (duh)
  • Communicate with you (nicely, never spammy)
  • Screen for potential risk or fraud
  • Improve your shopping experience (and ours)

3. Sharing Your Personal Info

We only share your info with trusted third parties, including:

  • Shopify (our eCommerce platform)
  • Printify (to make and ship your t-shirts)
  • Payment Processors (Shopify Payments, PayPal, etc.)
  • Analytics tools (like Google Analytics, for insights)

We never sell your information. That’s just gross.

4. Do Not Track & Cookies

We use cookies because that’s how modern websites work. You can control cookies via your browser settings. If you enable "Do Not Track" on your browser, we’ll do our best to respect that — but third parties may not.

5. Your Rights (Especially if You’re in the EU)

If you're a European resident, you have the right to:

  • Access personal info we hold about you
  • Ask us to correct, update, or delete your info

If you’d like to do any of that, contact us at hello@mildlyoffensivetees.com.

6. Data Retention

We keep your Order Information for our records unless you ask us to delete it.

7. Changes

We may update this privacy policy from time to time to reflect changes to our practices or for other legal or regulatory reasons. Updates will be posted here with a new date.

8. Contact Us

For questions or complaints about your privacy, email us at:
📬 hello@mildlyoffensivetees.com