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FAQ

Good shirts. Straight answers. Here’s what to know before you wear your inside voice.

Are these shirts made to order?

Yes. We work with print partners to produce each shirt after you order. Available colors, sizes, fit, and fabric details are listed on the product page.

How do I choose my size?

Check the measurements for the specific shirt before ordering. For the best comparison, lay a tee you already like flat and measure it. Different garment styles can fit differently; don’t rely on the size letter alone. Contact us if you need help choosing.

When will my order arrive?

Production and shipping are separate stages. Your shirt must be printed before the carrier can deliver it. Check our Shipping & Returns Policy for details, and allow extra time around holidays. Delivery estimates are not guaranteed arrival dates.

How much is shipping?

The shipping charge is shown at checkout before you pay. Promotions, if offered, include their conditions where the offer appears.

How do I track my order?

When your order ships, you’ll receive an email with tracking information. A newly created tracking number may take time to show carrier scans. Check your spam folder, then contact us with your order number if you can’t find the email.

Why did my items arrive separately?

Items can be produced or shipped separately. Check the tracking links in your shipment emails for each package.

Can I change or cancel an order?

Email us as soon as possible with your order number and the requested change. We’ll check whether production has started. Once an order is in production or shipped, a change or cancellation may no longer be possible.

What if something is wrong with my shirt?

If it arrives damaged, misprinted, or as the wrong item, contact us within 30 days of delivery with your order number, photos, and a description of the issue. See the Shipping & Returns Policy for the full terms, including exclusions for a wrong size ordered or change of mind.

How do I care for the print?

Follow the garment’s care instructions. You can also read our Care Instructions before washing.

How do I report a design concern?

Our Intellectual Property Policy explains how to report concerns about artwork or rights.

Still have a question?

Email hello@mildlyoffensivetees.com. For an existing order, include the order number and the email address used at checkout. Please don’t send payment card details.

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