Yep, we accept returns — as long as you request it within 30 days of your order.

😎 Item must be unworn & unwashed

🧀 No stains, smells, or snack crumbs

🚫 Sorry, no refunds if you just “changed your mind” about being funny

👉 To start a return, email us directly at returns@mildlyoffensivetees.com

If it’s too tight and you look like a sausage, or too loose and it’s a tent — contact us within 30 days. We’ll help swap it.

📏 Use the size chart (next to the product) before ordering

🙃 Saves you the “oops, I guessed wrong” email later

📬 For size swaps, reach us at returns@mildlyoffensivetees.com

We custom print every shirt just for you. That means it takes a minute.

🖨️ Production time: 2–5 business days

🚚 U.S. shipping: 5–8 days

🌍 International shipping: 21–30 days (yeah, it’s slow, sorry)

You’ll get tracking info as soon as it ships.

🇺🇸 U.S. orders: USPS, UPS, FedEx, DHL — whoever’s fastest

🌍 International: Asendia USA with International Priority Airmail

📦 You’ll always get a tracking number once it ships

We don’t print on sandpaper. All tees are premium, soft, and made to last.

👕 Unisex Deluxe: 100% ring-spun cotton (buttery soft)

💃 Women’s Deluxe & Luxury: Cut to fit better

🧥 Hoodies & Sweatshirts: Cozy 8oz blends

🔥 Bottom line: You’ll look good while offending people

💳 Credit & debit cards

📱 Apple Pay & Google Pay

💻 PayPal

🚫 No Monopoly money, Dogecoin, or “exposure”

You’ve got 24 hours to fix a mistake. After that, it’s already being printed.

✏️ Double-check your size, color, and shipping before hitting buy

⏰ If you need to make a change, email us right away at orders@mildlyoffensivetees.com

Some products ship from different locations. That’s why you might get two packages.

📦 Track each package with the info we send you

😅 Don’t panic — the rest is coming

📬 If you think something’s really missing, email orders@mildlyoffensivetees.com

If it’s been:

🇺🇸 14+ days (U.S.) or 🌍 30+ days (International) and still no shirt — contact us.

🕵️ Sometimes USPS takes your package on a “mystery vacation”

📍 If tracking hasn’t moved in 5+ days, let us know at orders@mildlyoffensivetees.com

⏰ Within 24 hours: yes

🚫 After that: nope, it’s already in production

📬 To request a cancelation, email orders@mildlyoffensivetees.com

Nope. Our art is original, built in-house, and created to be worn proudly.

🎨 Unique concepts

😈 Humor you won’t find anywhere else

Maybe. Depends where you wear it.

👵 Grandma’s house: probably

🍻 Comedy club: people might buy you drinks

🏢 Job interview: don’t do it

We’ve got you covered.

📬 General questions: hello@mildlyoffensivetees.com

📦 Order-related issues: orders@mildlyoffensivetees.com

🔄 Returns/exchanges: returns@mildlyoffensivetees.com

📝 Or just use our handy Contact Page