YOUR LAUNDRY HABITS HAVE MET THEIR MATCH.
Care Instructions
The joke should outlast laundry day. Choose your product below. Your mug does not belong in the dryer.
For clothing, follow the care instructions supplied with your garment. Keep the iron away from the printed design and any printed inside-neck label.
Classic tees
To keep your tee from becoming a crop top:
- Wash cold, inside out
- Tumble dry low or hang dry
- Don’t iron the print
- Avoid bleach unless you're into surprises
Hoodies
Hoodie care
Hoodie care
Turn it inside out and wash cold, at 30°C / 90°F or below. Do not bleach. Tumble dry on low heat. If you iron the hoodie, use low heat and keep the iron away from the print. Do not dry clean.
Follow the care instructions on the garment. The joke has enough problems without a hot dryer.
Sweatshirts
Sweatshirt care
Sweatshirt care
Turn it inside out and wash cold, at 30°C / 90°F or below. Do not bleach. Tumble dry on low heat. If you iron the sweatshirt, use low heat and keep the iron away from the print. Do not dry clean.
Follow the care instructions on the garment. The joke has enough problems without a hot dryer.
Long sleeves
Long-sleeve care
Long-sleeve care
Turn it inside out and wash at 40°C / 105°F or below. Tumble dry on low heat. Use non-chlorine bleach only when needed. If you iron the garment, use medium heat and keep the iron away from the print. Do not dry clean.
Follow the care instructions on the garment. The joke has enough problems without a hot dryer.
3/4 sleeves
Raglan care
Raglan care
Follow the care instructions supplied with the garment when washing and drying. Keep an iron off the printed design and inside-neck label.
If you need help with care, email hello@mildlyoffensivetees.com. Your laundry should not be an experiment.
Black ceramic mugs
Mug care
Mug care
Microwave safe. Clean in the dishwasher on the top rack, or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap.
The mug can handle coffee. We make no promises about your coworkers.