If I Said I'll Fix It I Will

Oh yeah, here’s the classic. Every guy’s heard it: “When are you gonna fix this? You said you’d do it!” Relax! If I said I’d fix it, I’ll get to it… eventually. Maybe not today, maybe not this year, but it’ll happen before the house collapses, alright? This shirt is basically the marriage contract written in cotton.

😂 Gets laughs from husbands, groans from wives.
👕 Soft cotton — because if you’re gonna procrastinate, you might as well be comfy.
🛠️ Perfect for BBQs, garages, or sitting on the couch not fixing anything.
🖕 A middle finger to every honey-do list.

It’s blunt, it’s lazy, and it’s the only tool you’ll actually use this weekend.