Smells Like Slut In Here

🇺🇸 Printed In & Shipped From USA

Color: True Royal - Deluxe Tee
Size: S
$34.95
$34.95
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Rated 5 stars by degenerates worldwide.

You walk in with this shirt on and boom — half the room’s laughing, the other half’s pretending they’re offended while secretly wishing they had the balls to wear it. It’s crude, it’s mean, and it’s guaranteed to make at least one person spit their drink out.

😂 Gets laughs from degenerates, gasps from everyone else.
👕 Soft cotton — because even if your shirt’s offensive, it should still feel nice.
🍺 Perfect for bars, parties, and every walk of shame you’ll never admit to.
🖕 Basically the olfactory middle finger.

It’s rude, it’s filthy, and it’s hilarious — exactly the kind of shirt you wear when you’re not here to make friends.

Materials

🔥 Premium Tee, Built to Last

✔️ Super-soft — feels amazing, fits even better

🎯 High-quality prints with eco-friendly inks (no cracking or peeling)

💪 Pre-shrunk & durable — made to outlast your sarcasm

Wanna grab 2? It’s just $50 + FREE shipping 😎

Shipping & Returns

All shirts are made to order and ship in 2–5 business days.

U.S. delivery typically takes 3–7 days after fulfillment.

We offer a 30-day refund policy for misprints, damages, or wrong items — no hassle.

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Dimensions

Size Chest Width Length Fits Chest (US)
S 18" 28" 34"–37"
M 20" 29" 38"–41"
L 22" 30" 42"–45"
XL 24" 31" 46"–49"
2XL 26" 32" 50"–53"
3XL 28" 33" 54"–57"

Care Instructions

To keep your tee from becoming a crop top:

  • Wash cold, inside out
  • Tumble dry low or hang dry
  • Don’t iron the print
  • Avoid bleach unless you're into surprises
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