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Size Guide
Different styles. Different fits. One size letter cannot do all this work. Pick the garment you are buying, then compare it with something you already wear.
All measurements below are in inches. Garment width is measured flat across the chest, not around your body. The available colors and sizes are the ones listed on each product.
Classic tees
For our Bella+Canvas 3001 unisex tees. Check the product’s available sizes and garment details before ordering; this chart does not apply to other shirt styles.
Measure a shirt you already like
Lay it flat without stretching. Measure width straight across the chest, then length from the top of the shoulder to the bottom hem. Compare those garment measurements with the chart below. These are shirt measurements, not body measurements.
| Size | Width | Length |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 16.5 | 27 |
| S | 18 | 28 |
| M | 20 | 29 |
| L | 22 | 30 |
| XL | 24 | 31 |
| 2XL | 26 | 32 |
| 3XL | 28 | 33 |
| 4XL | 30 | 34 |
| 5XL | 32 | 35 |
Sizes and colors vary by design. Garment measurements can vary by up to 1.5 inches. If you prefer a roomier fit, compare with a looser shirt rather than relying only on a usual size.
Questions? Email hello@mildlyoffensivetees.com. See our care instructions and Shipping & Returns Policy.
Hoodies
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Great joke. Get the right fit.
Freak in the Sheets - Fleece Hoodie
Lane Seven LS14001 garment measurements in inches. Lay a hoodie you like flat and compare it with the chart. Width is measured across the chest; it is not your body circumference.
| Size | Width | Length | Sleeve |
|---|---|---|---|
| XS | 18.0 | 26.0 | 23.5 |
| S | 20.0 | 27.0 | 24.0 |
| M | 22.0 | 28.0 | 24.5 |
| L | 24.0 | 29.0 | 25.0 |
| XL | 26.0 | 30.0 | 25.5 |
| 2XL | 28.0 | 31.0 | 26.0 |
| 3XL | 30.0 | 32.0 | 26.5 |
Measurements can vary by up to 1 inch. This hoodie has a regular fit. Your future self will appreciate the measuring.
Between sizes? Compare with something you already own. Guessing is how a great shirt becomes a very expensive crop top.
Sweatshirts
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Bat Shit Crazy - Fleece Sweatshirt
Lane Seven LS14004 garment measurements in inches. Lay a sweatshirt you like flat and compare it with the chart. Width is measured across the chest; it is not your body circumference.
| Size | Width | Length | Sleeve |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 20 | 27.01 | 25.79 |
| M | 22.01 | 27.99 | 25.98 |
| L | 24.02 | 28.98 | 26.18 |
| XL | 25.98 | 30 | 26.38 |
| 2XL | 27.99 | 30.98 | 26.57 |
This sweatshirt has a regular fit. Your future self will appreciate the measuring.
Between sizes? Compare with something you already own. Guessing is how a great shirt becomes a very expensive crop top.
Long sleeves
MILDLY OFFENSIVE TEES · THE FIT DEPARTMENT
Great joke. Get the right fit.
Bat Shit Crazy - Long Sleeve Tee
Bella+Canvas 3501 garment measurements in inches. Lay a long sleeve you like flat and compare it with the chart. Width is measured across the chest; it is not your body circumference.
| Size | Width | Length | Sleeve |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 17.99 | 27.99 | 26.93 |
| M | 20 | 28.98 | 27.17 |
| L | 21.97 | 30 | 27.56 |
| XL | 23.98 | 30.98 | 27.95 |
| 2XL | 25.98 | 32.01 | 28.35 |
Measurements can vary by up to 1 inch. This jersey has a retail fit. Your future self will appreciate the measuring.
Between sizes? Compare with something you already own. Guessing is how a great shirt becomes a very expensive crop top.
3/4 sleeves
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Great joke. Get the right fit.
Bat Shit Crazy - 3/4 Sleeve Raglan
Tultex 245 garment measurements in inches. Lay a raglan you like flat and compare it with the chart. Width is measured across the chest, not around your body. Available sizes and colors are the ones you can select above.
| Size | Width | Length |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 16.54 | 25.98 |
| S | 17.99 | 27.95 |
| M | 20.00 | 29.02 |
| L | 22.05 | 30.00 |
| XL | 24.02 | 30.98 |
| 2XL | 25.98 | 32.01 |
Measurements can vary by up to 1 inch. A little measuring now saves a very weird fit later.
Between sizes? Compare with something you already own. Guessing is how a great shirt becomes a very expensive crop top.
Mug dimensions
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Pick your caffeine capacity.
Pass the Gravy. Skip the Lecture. - Black Ceramic Mug
Same attitude. Two capacities. Dimensions below are in inches and refer to the mug itself.
| Capacity | Height | Diameter | With handle |
|---|---|---|---|
| 11 oz | 3.86 | 3.35 | 4.72 |
| 15 oz | 4.72 | 3.35 | 5.12 |
The 15 oz mug holds more. It cannot make the morning less stupid.
More coffee. Same questionable personality.