Always Wash Your Balls

🇺🇸 Printed In & Shipped From USA

Color: Forest - Deluxe Tee
Size: S
$34.95
$34.95
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Rated 5 stars by degenerates worldwide.

Yeah, sure, it’s a golf shirt… but don’t act like you didn’t hear it the dirty way. “Always wash your balls.” Whether it’s on the green or in the shower, it’s solid advice. This tee’s the perfect mix of country club etiquette and locker room comedy — you’ll get laughs from golfers and degenerates alike.

😂 Gets laughs from pervs and PGA fans.
👕 Soft cotton — because your jokes might be dirty, but your shirt isn’t.
⛳ Perfect for golf outings, bar nights, or offending the guy in plaid pants.
🖕 A two-for-one joke that lands every time.

It’s crude, it’s clever, and it’s guaranteed to be the filthiest golf shirt on the course.

Materials

🔥 Premium Tee, Built to Last

✔️ Super-soft — feels amazing, fits even better

🎯 High-quality prints with eco-friendly inks (no cracking or peeling)

💪 Pre-shrunk & durable — made to outlast your sarcasm

Wanna grab 2? It’s just $50 + FREE shipping 😎

Shipping & Returns

All shirts are made to order and ship in 2–5 business days.

U.S. delivery typically takes 3–7 days after fulfillment.

We offer a 30-day refund policy for misprints, damages, or wrong items — no hassle.

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Dimensions

Size Chest Width Length Fits Chest (US)
S 18" 28" 34"–37"
M 20" 29" 38"–41"
L 22" 30" 42"–45"
XL 24" 31" 46"–49"
2XL 26" 32" 50"–53"
3XL 28" 33" 54"–57"

Care Instructions

To keep your tee from becoming a crop top:

  • Wash cold, inside out
  • Tumble dry low or hang dry
  • Don’t iron the print
  • Avoid bleach unless you're into surprises
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