Beaver Liquors
🇺🇸 Printed In & Shipped From USA
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Rated 5 stars by degenerates worldwide.
Yeah, yeah, it’s got a cute little beaver on it… but don’t act like you don’t get the joke. This ain’t about wood dams and national parks — it’s about liquor, and it’s about licking. Juvenile? Absolutely. Inappropriate? You bet your ass. But that’s exactly why it’s hilarious. This shirt is the perfect mix of “dad joke” and “NSFW disaster,” and you know damn well people are gonna double-take when they see it.
😂 Gets laughs from degenerates, groans from everyone else.
👕 Soft cotton — because your sense of humor might be rough, but your shirt shouldn’t be.
🍺 Perfect for bars, fishing trips, or anywhere you’re looking to embarrass your wife.
🖕 A dirty pun that works every time.
It’s crude, it’s shameless, and it’s guaranteed to either make you the funniest guy in the room… or the one people cross the street to avoid.
Materials
🔥 Premium Tee, Built to Last
✔️ Super-soft — feels amazing, fits even better
🎯 High-quality prints with eco-friendly inks (no cracking or peeling)
💪 Pre-shrunk & durable — made to outlast your sarcasm
Wanna grab 2? It’s just $50 + FREE shipping 😎
Shipping & Returns
All shirts are made to order and ship in 2–5 business days.
U.S. delivery typically takes 3–7 days after fulfillment.
We offer a 30-day refund policy for misprints, damages, or wrong items — no hassle.
Dimensions
| Size | Chest Width | Length | Fits Chest (US) |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 18" | 28" | 34"–37" |
| M | 20" | 29" | 38"–41" |
| L | 22" | 30" | 42"–45" |
| XL | 24" | 31" | 46"–49" |
| 2XL | 26" | 32" | 50"–53" |
| 3XL | 28" | 33" | 54"–57" |
Care Instructions
To keep your tee from becoming a crop top:
- Wash cold, inside out
- Tumble dry low or hang dry
- Don’t iron the print
- Avoid bleach unless you're into surprises










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