I Work Harder Than An Ugly Stripper

🇺🇸 Printed In & Shipped From USA

Color: True Royal - Deluxe Tee
Size: XS
$34.95
$34.95
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Rated 5 stars by degenerates worldwide.

Oh, this one’s brutal. You think you work hard? Nah — you’ve never hustled until you’ve been an ugly stripper trying to pay rent. That’s Olympic-level effort right there. This shirt is the perfect way to say, “Yeah, I bust my ass every day, and I’ve got the dead eyes to prove it.”

😂 Gets laughs from degenerates and side-eyes from anyone who used to dance for rent money.
👕 Soft cotton — because even if the joke is rough, the shirt isn’t.
🍺 Perfect for bars, parties, or pissing off your boss on casual Friday.
🖕 The rudest compliment you’ll ever give yourself.

It’s crude, it’s dark, and it’s guaranteed to either make you the funniest person in the room… or the most hated. Probably both.

Materials

🔥 Premium Tee, Built to Last

✔️ Super-soft — feels amazing, fits even better

🎯 High-quality prints with eco-friendly inks (no cracking or peeling)

💪 Pre-shrunk & durable — made to outlast your sarcasm

Wanna grab 2? It’s just $50 + FREE shipping 😎

Shipping & Returns

All shirts are made to order and ship in 2–5 business days.

U.S. delivery typically takes 3–7 days after fulfillment.

We offer a 30-day refund policy for misprints, damages, or wrong items — no hassle.

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Dimensions

Size Chest Width Length Fits Chest (US)
S 18" 28" 34"–37"
M 20" 29" 38"–41"
L 22" 30" 42"–45"
XL 24" 31" 46"–49"
2XL 26" 32" 50"–53"
3XL 28" 33" 54"–57"

Care Instructions

To keep your tee from becoming a crop top:

  • Wash cold, inside out
  • Tumble dry low or hang dry
  • Don’t iron the print
  • Avoid bleach unless you're into surprises
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