I'm Not Always An Asshole

This shirt says exactly what everybody’s been thinking about you since high school. For half a second people go, “Oh wow, maybe he’s being sincere.” Then boom — nope, right back to being a prick. It’s the perfect bait-and-switch. It’s not just a shirt, it’s a personality test: if they laugh, they’re your people. If they get offended, congrats — you just saved yourself a conversation you didn’t wanna have anyway.

👉 😂 Gets laughs from degenerates, gasps from Karens.
👉 👕 Soft cotton — because being a jerk doesn’t mean you can’t be comfy.
👉 🍺 Perfect for bars, house parties, or ruining every family BBQ.
👉 🖕 A polite “hello” in shirt form.

It’s rude, it’s blunt, and it’s the only shirt that greets people by telling them to piss off.