Realer Than Your Bitch Ass

Bigfoot. Yeah, the hairy bastard people have been chasing through the woods for decades. You know what’s funny? He’s still more real than half the clowns you deal with every day. That guy at work bragging about his “crypto empire”? Fake. That girl who says she’s “manifesting success” while living in her mom’s basement? Fake. Bigfoot’s out there minding his business, and he’s realer than your bitch ass.

👉 😂 Guaranteed to piss off the phonies, while the real degenerates howl laughing.
👉 👕 Soft cotton — because just like Sasquatch, you don’t settle for cheap crap.
👉 🌲 Great for camping trips, bar crawls, or just reminding people they suck.
👉 🖕 Basically a wearable roast — for when words aren’t enough.

This shirt doesn’t whisper. It screams: “I believe in Bigfoot, and he’s got more credibility than you.”