I'm The Nicest Asshole You'll Ever Meet

Finally, some honesty. You’re not a saint, you’re not a devil — you’re that guy who’ll hold the door open, then mutter under your breath about how slow people walk. You’ll buy the next round of beers, but also roast your buddy so hard he questions his life choices. This shirt is basically your personality stitched into cotton.

😂 Gets laughs because everyone knows at least one “nice asshole.”
👕 Soft cotton — because being an asshole doesn’t mean you can’t be comfy.
🍺 Perfect for bars, barbecues, and every awkward social event you get dragged into.
🖕 The nicest insult you’ll ever wear.

It’s rude, it’s true, and it’s the most accurate self-introduction you’ll ever make.