98% Of People Are Stupid

🇺🇸 Printed In & Shipped From USA

Color: Black
Size: XS
Regular price $34.00
Sale price $34.00
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Rated 5 stars by degenerates worldwide.


Yeah, go ahead, tell me I’m wrong. Walk outside, stand in traffic for five minutes, and you’ll see this stat is dead-on accurate. The world’s basically a clown parade, and this shirt is your front-row ticket to letting everyone know you’re not part of it. You’re the 2% — the sarcastic, pissed-off minority who still has two brain cells left to rub together.

👉 🤦 Perfect for work, Walmart, or anywhere stupidity gathers in bulk.
👉 👕 Soft cotton — so at least you’re comfy while silently judging everyone.
👉 😂 Gets laughs from fellow smartasses and dirty looks from the 98%.
👉 🖕 A humble brag disguised as a middle finger.

It’s rude, it’s blunt, and it’s basically the census data nobody wants to admit. Wear it proud — you’re the elite 2%, baby.

Materials

🔥 Premium Tee, Built to Last

✔️ Super-soft — feels amazing, fits even better

🎯 High-quality prints with eco-friendly inks (no cracking or peeling)

💪 Pre-shrunk & durable — made to outlast your sarcasm

Wanna grab 2? It’s just $50 + FREE shipping 😎

Shipping & Returns

All shirts are made to order and ship in 2–5 business days.

U.S. delivery typically takes 3–7 days after fulfillment.

We offer a 30-day refund policy for misprints, damages, or wrong items — no hassle.

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Dimensions

Size Chest Width Length Fits Chest (US)
S 18" 28" 34"–37"
M 20" 29" 38"–41"
L 22" 30" 42"–45"
XL 24" 31" 46"–49"
2XL 26" 32" 50"–53"
3XL 28" 33" 54"–57"

Care Instructions

To keep your tee from becoming a crop top:

  • Wash cold, inside out
  • Tumble dry low or hang dry
  • Don’t iron the print
  • Avoid bleach unless you're into surprises
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