A Very Old Picture Of Me...

Name: A Very Old Picture Of Me...
Brand: Printify
SKU: 30375409003839522039
Price: 34.0 USD
Availability: InStock

🇺🇸 Printed In & Shipped From USA

$34.00

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📝 Description:

Some people keep baby photos… others keep this.

Introducing the perfect icebreaker: a framed “vintage” portrait of you in your earliest form — yep, a sperm. Bold, inappropriate, and guaranteed to make strangers either laugh or question every life choice they’ve ever made.

🧵 Premium Fabric: Soft, breathable cotton that feels better than your therapist’s hug.

🎨 High-Quality Print: Crisp, durable graphic that survives awkward family dinners and spin cycles alike.

😏 Guaranteed Offense: Equal parts clever and cringe. Exactly what you signed up for.

Wear it to parties, family reunions, or anywhere you want to ruin small talk in record time. It’s not just a shirt — it’s heritage.

Materials

🔥 Premium Tee, Built to Last

✔️ Super-soft — feels amazing, fits even better

🎯 High-quality prints with eco-friendly inks (no cracking or peeling)

💪 Pre-shrunk & durable — made to outlast your sarcasm

Wanna grab 2? It’s just $50 + FREE shipping 😎

Shipping & Returns

All shirts are made to order and ship in 2–5 business days.

U.S. delivery typically takes 3–7 days after fulfillment.

We offer a 30-day refund policy for misprints, damages, or wrong items — no hassle.

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