Aliens Don't Believe In You Either

Name: Aliens Don't Believe In You Either
Brand: Printify
SKU: 18826417265250887843
Price: 34.0 USD
Availability: InStock

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$34.00

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Rated 5 stars by degenerates worldwide.

Oh, you think you’re so damn important? Newsflash: even the little green guys don’t buy your crap. This shirt’s got an alien flipping the bird like, “Yeah, buddy, we’ve been watching… and we’re not impressed.” Perfect for skeptics, stoners, and anyone who loves a middle finger with their conspiracy theories.

👉 😂 Gets laughs from degenerates, groans from true believers.
👉 👕 Soft cotton — because even intergalactic judgment shouldn’t chafe.
👉 🛸 Perfect for UFO festivals, bar crawls, or blowing your cousin’s mind at Thanksgiving.
👉 🖕 A wearable reminder that you’re not as special as you think.

It’s rude, it’s cosmic, and it’s the funniest way to say: ET thinks you’re full of shit.

Materials

🔥 Premium Tee, Built to Last

✔️ Super-soft — feels amazing, fits even better

🎯 High-quality prints with eco-friendly inks (no cracking or peeling)

💪 Pre-shrunk & durable — made to outlast your sarcasm

Wanna grab 2? It’s just $50 + FREE shipping 😎

Shipping & Returns

All shirts are made to order and ship in 2–5 business days.

U.S. delivery typically takes 3–7 days after fulfillment.

We offer a 30-day refund policy for misprints, damages, or wrong items — no hassle.

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