Aloha Beaches
🇺🇸 Printed In & Shipped From USA
This is the perfect shirt for that vacation vibe where you’re half drunk on a piña colada, sunburned to hell, and just one bad decision away from karaoke. It’s tropical, it’s rude, and it’s probably the closest thing you’ll ever get to being classy in flip-flops.
👉 🌴 Perfect for vacations, beach bars, and scaring the locals.
👉 👕 Soft cotton — so you’re comfy while you sweat through your “relaxation.”
👉 🍺 Guaranteed laughs from your friends and judgment from families on holiday.
👉 🖕 Aloha spirit with just the right amount of middle finger.
It’s dumb, it’s bold, and it’s exactly what you should be wearing while you butcher “Don’t Stop Believin’” at a tiki bar.
Materials
🔥 Premium Tee, Built to Last
✔️ Super-soft — feels amazing, fits even better
🎯 High-quality prints with eco-friendly inks (no cracking or peeling)
💪 Pre-shrunk & durable — made to outlast your sarcasm
Wanna grab 2? It’s just $50 + FREE shipping 😎
Shipping & Returns
All shirts are made to order and ship in 2–5 business days.
U.S. delivery typically takes 3–7 days after fulfillment.
We offer a 30-day refund policy for misprints, damages, or wrong items — no hassle.
Dimensions
| Size | Chest Width | Length | Fits Chest (US) |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 18" | 28" | 34"–37" |
| M | 20" | 29" | 38"–41" |
| L | 22" | 30" | 42"–45" |
| XL | 24" | 31" | 46"–49" |
| 2XL | 26" | 32" | 50"–53" |
| 3XL | 28" | 33" | 54"–57" |
Care Instructions
To keep your tee from becoming a crop top:
- Wash cold, inside out
- Tumble dry low or hang dry
- Don’t iron the print
- Avoid bleach unless you're into surprises
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