Back in My Day We Had 9 Planets

Remember when schoolbooks said nine planets and you’d walk around like you owned the universe? Then some telescope nerds decide Pluto wasn’t “clearing its orbit” (whatever that means) and demote the little guy. Now we’re living in an 8-planet world and feeling cheated.

This shirt’s for the nostalgics, the “I remember Pluto!” crowd, and the guys who brag about how easy their childhood was. You wear this, people laugh, people argue, and someone’s gonna correct you. Let them — they weren’t around when we believed in nine planets with pride.

👉 😂 Gets laughs from the old timers and eye-rolls from space geeks.
👉 👕 Soft cotton — because your lament for Pluto deserves comfort.
👉 🪐 Perfect for nerd nights, astronomy clubs, or arguing on social media.
👉 🖕 A middle finger to the guys rewriting textbooks.

It’s sarcastic, it's nostalgic, and it reminds people you remember the wrong version of the universe — and you’re not over it.