Beaver Liquors

Yeah, yeah, it’s got a cute little beaver on it… but don’t act like you don’t get the joke. This ain’t about wood dams and national parks — it’s about liquor, and it’s about licking. Juvenile? Absolutely. Inappropriate? You bet your ass. But that’s exactly why it’s hilarious. This shirt is the perfect mix of “dad joke” and “NSFW disaster,” and you know damn well people are gonna double-take when they see it.

👉 😂 Gets laughs from degenerates, groans from everyone else.
👉 👕 Soft cotton — because your sense of humor might be rough, but your shirt shouldn’t be.
👉 🍺 Perfect for bars, fishing trips, or anywhere you’re looking to embarrass your wife.
👉 🖕 A dirty pun that works every time.

It’s crude, it’s shameless, and it’s guaranteed to either make you the funniest guy in the room… or the one people cross the street to avoid.