Boo Motherf***er

🇺🇸 Printed In & Shipped From USA

Color: Black
Size: XS
Regular price $34.00
Sale price $34.00
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Rated 5 stars by degenerates worldwide.


Yeah, Halloween’s supposed to be spooky, right? Ghosts, skeletons, all that crap. But let’s be honest — nobody’s scared anymore. The only thing terrifying is your credit card bill after buying overpriced costumes for your kids. So screw it, skip the fake blood and just go with the one thing guaranteed to get a reaction: Boo, motherfcker.*

👉 👻 Cuts through the “cute pumpkin spice” nonsense like a chainsaw.
👉 👕 Soft cotton — so you can be comfortable while offending trick-or-treaters.
👉 🍬 Perfect for parties, haunted houses, or terrifying your in-laws.
👉 🖕 The only Halloween shirt that works year-round.

It’s rude, it’s lazy, and it’s probably the most honest costume you’ll ever wear.

Materials

🔥 Premium Tee, Built to Last

✔️ Super-soft — feels amazing, fits even better

🎯 High-quality prints with eco-friendly inks (no cracking or peeling)

💪 Pre-shrunk & durable — made to outlast your sarcasm

Wanna grab 2? It’s just $50 + FREE shipping 😎

Shipping & Returns

All shirts are made to order and ship in 2–5 business days.

U.S. delivery typically takes 3–7 days after fulfillment.

We offer a 30-day refund policy for misprints, damages, or wrong items — no hassle.

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Dimensions

Size Chest Width Length Fits Chest (US)
S 18" 28" 34"–37"
M 20" 29" 38"–41"
L 22" 30" 42"–45"
XL 24" 31" 46"–49"
2XL 26" 32" 50"–53"
3XL 28" 33" 54"–57"

Care Instructions

To keep your tee from becoming a crop top:

  • Wash cold, inside out
  • Tumble dry low or hang dry
  • Don’t iron the print
  • Avoid bleach unless you're into surprises
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