Creepin' It Real

🇺🇸 Printed In & Shipped From USA

Color: Black
Size: XS
Regular price $34.00
Sale price $34.00
SOLD OUT

Rated 5 stars by degenerates worldwide.


Oh yeah, real clever. Creepin’ it real. Like Halloween needed a dad joke makeover. But you know what? It works. Because while everybody else is out here in $80 Spirit Halloween costumes that’ll rip by midnight, you’re the genius showing up in a T-shirt that gets more laughs than their whole outfit.

👉 👻 Perfect for lazy people who call a T-shirt a “costume.”
👉 👕 Soft cotton — so at least you’re comfortable while everyone else sweats in polyester.
👉 🍺 Ideal for parties, bars, or pretending you’re “festive” without actually trying.
👉 🖕 The exact amount of effort Halloween deserves.

It’s dumb, it’s funny, and it’s guaranteed to get more compliments than your buddy’s half-assed vampire cape.

Materials

🔥 Premium Tee, Built to Last

✔️ Super-soft — feels amazing, fits even better

🎯 High-quality prints with eco-friendly inks (no cracking or peeling)

💪 Pre-shrunk & durable — made to outlast your sarcasm

Wanna grab 2? It’s just $50 + FREE shipping 😎

Shipping & Returns

All shirts are made to order and ship in 2–5 business days.

U.S. delivery typically takes 3–7 days after fulfillment.

We offer a 30-day refund policy for misprints, damages, or wrong items — no hassle.

📦 View full Shipping & Returns Policy

Dimensions

Size Chest Width Length Fits Chest (US)
S 18" 28" 34"–37"
M 20" 29" 38"–41"
L 22" 30" 42"–45"
XL 24" 31" 46"–49"
2XL 26" 32" 50"–53"
3XL 28" 33" 54"–57"

Care Instructions

To keep your tee from becoming a crop top:

  • Wash cold, inside out
  • Tumble dry low or hang dry
  • Don’t iron the print
  • Avoid bleach unless you're into surprises
View full details

Recently viewed products

Your recently viewed is empty

Continue shopping
  • ⚡ Storewide Offer: BUY 1 TEE, GET 1 50% OFF - Promo code: B1G1