Do Not Read The Next Sentence.

🇺🇸 Printed In & Shipped From USA

Color: Black
Size: XS
Regular price $34.00
Sale price $34.00
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Rated 5 stars by degenerates worldwide.


It’s like a secret handshake for degenerates who can’t follow directions. Perfect way to separate the fun people from the boring rule-followers who still put their shopping carts back.

👉 😂 Gets instant laughs from people who couldn’t resist reading.
👉 👕 Soft cotton — because even rebels deserve comfort.
👉 🚫 Perfect for bars, parties, or anywhere you wanna test people’s self-control.
👉 🖕 A wearable trap for society’s little troublemakers.

It’s cheeky, it’s rude, and it’s the ultimate way to spot your kind of people in a crowd.

Materials

🔥 Premium Tee, Built to Last

✔️ Super-soft — feels amazing, fits even better

🎯 High-quality prints with eco-friendly inks (no cracking or peeling)

💪 Pre-shrunk & durable — made to outlast your sarcasm

Wanna grab 2? It’s just $50 + FREE shipping 😎

Shipping & Returns

All shirts are made to order and ship in 2–5 business days.

U.S. delivery typically takes 3–7 days after fulfillment.

We offer a 30-day refund policy for misprints, damages, or wrong items — no hassle.

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Dimensions

Size Chest Width Length Fits Chest (US)
S 18" 28" 34"–37"
M 20" 29" 38"–41"
L 22" 30" 42"–45"
XL 24" 31" 46"–49"
2XL 26" 32" 50"–53"
3XL 28" 33" 54"–57"

Care Instructions

To keep your tee from becoming a crop top:

  • Wash cold, inside out
  • Tumble dry low or hang dry
  • Don’t iron the print
  • Avoid bleach unless you're into surprises
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