Guess Who Ain't Gotta Explain Shit To No One

Finally — a shirt that says what you’ve been screaming in your head your whole life. People are always up in your business: “Why’d you do that? What were you thinking? Can you explain yourself?” No, Karen, I can’t. And I won’t. This shirt makes it crystal clear — you don’t owe anybody a damn explanation. Especially not idiots.

And the kicker? It’s got a cute little girl pointing at herself like, “Yeah, me, bitch.” The perfect mix of adorable and offensive — just like you.

👉 😂 Gets laughs from people who get it and gasps from people who don’t.
👉 👕 Soft cotton — so you’re comfy while not explaining yourself.
👉 🗣️ A statement louder than your actual voice.
👉 🖕 The ultimate middle finger in T-shirt form.

It’s rude, it’s cocky, and it’s probably the most accurate shirt you’ll ever own.