High On Life And Also Drugs
🇺🇸 Printed In & Shipped From USA
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Rated 5 stars by degenerates worldwide.
Oh yeah, real inspirational… until you read the second line. This is the perfect shirt for anyone who’s sick of the “live, laugh, love” crowd and wants to remind people that sometimes happiness doesn’t come from yoga and green smoothies — sometimes it comes from, well… other sources.
👉 😂 Gets a laugh, gets a glare, probably gets you uninvited to Thanksgiving.
👉 👕 Soft cotton — so at least you’ll be comfy while being judged.
👉 🍺 Perfect for parties, festivals, and every bad decision you’ll tell as a “funny story” later.
👉 🖕 A rude, sarcastic twist on those corny motivational quotes everybody hates.
It’s bold, it’s inappropriate, and it’s guaranteed to either make someone laugh… or call their sponsor.
Materials
🔥 Premium Tee, Built to Last
✔️ Super-soft — feels amazing, fits even better
🎯 High-quality prints with eco-friendly inks (no cracking or peeling)
💪 Pre-shrunk & durable — made to outlast your sarcasm
Wanna grab 2? It’s just $50 + FREE shipping 😎
Shipping & Returns
All shirts are made to order and ship in 2–5 business days.
U.S. delivery typically takes 3–7 days after fulfillment.
We offer a 30-day refund policy for misprints, damages, or wrong items — no hassle.
Dimensions
Size | Chest Width | Length | Fits Chest (US) |
---|---|---|---|
S | 18" | 28" | 34"–37" |
M | 20" | 29" | 38"–41" |
L | 22" | 30" | 42"–45" |
XL | 24" | 31" | 46"–49" |
2XL | 26" | 32" | 50"–53" |
3XL | 28" | 33" | 54"–57" |
Care Instructions
To keep your tee from becoming a crop top:
- Wash cold, inside out
- Tumble dry low or hang dry
- Don’t iron the print
- Avoid bleach unless you're into surprises



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