I Pee In Pools

Name: I Pee In Pools
Brand: Printify
SKU: 31027639983707435415
Price: 34.0 USD
Availability: InStock

🇺🇸 Printed In & Shipped From USA

$34.00

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Rated 5 stars by degenerates worldwide.

Finally, some honesty. Everyone’s done it, nobody admits it, and here you are just walking around like, “Yeah, that was me.” Forget chlorine — that’s just pool seasoning, right? This shirt is disgusting, hilarious, and absolutely perfect for the kind of degenerate who thinks cannonballs and bad decisions go hand-in-hand.

👉 😂 Gets laughs from degenerates, horrified gasps from parents.
👉 👕 Soft cotton — because even if your habits are gross, your shirt’s comfy.
👉 🏊 Perfect for pool parties, beach days, or ruining summer camp forever.
👉 🖕 A wearable confession that doubles as a warning sign.

It’s crude, it’s bold, and it’s guaranteed to make lifeguards hate you.

Materials

🔥 Premium Tee, Built to Last

✔️ Super-soft — feels amazing, fits even better

🎯 High-quality prints with eco-friendly inks (no cracking or peeling)

💪 Pre-shrunk & durable — made to outlast your sarcasm

Wanna grab 2? It’s just $50 + FREE shipping 😎

Shipping & Returns

All shirts are made to order and ship in 2–5 business days.

U.S. delivery typically takes 3–7 days after fulfillment.

We offer a 30-day refund policy for misprints, damages, or wrong items — no hassle.

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