If I Said I'll Fix It I Will

🇺🇸 Printed In & Shipped From USA

Color: Black
Size: XS
Regular price $34.00
Sale price $34.00
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Rated 5 stars by degenerates worldwide.


Oh yeah, here’s the classic. Every guy’s heard it: “When are you gonna fix this? You said you’d do it!” Relax! If I said I’d fix it, I’ll get to it… eventually. Maybe not today, maybe not this year, but it’ll happen before the house collapses, alright? This shirt is basically the marriage contract written in cotton.

👉 😂 Gets laughs from husbands, groans from wives.
👉 👕 Soft cotton — because if you’re gonna procrastinate, you might as well be comfy.
👉 🛠️ Perfect for BBQs, garages, or sitting on the couch not fixing anything.
👉 🖕 A middle finger to every honey-do list.

It’s blunt, it’s lazy, and it’s the only tool you’ll actually use this weekend.

Materials

🔥 Premium Tee, Built to Last

✔️ Super-soft — feels amazing, fits even better

🎯 High-quality prints with eco-friendly inks (no cracking or peeling)

💪 Pre-shrunk & durable — made to outlast your sarcasm

Wanna grab 2? It’s just $50 + FREE shipping 😎

Shipping & Returns

All shirts are made to order and ship in 2–5 business days.

U.S. delivery typically takes 3–7 days after fulfillment.

We offer a 30-day refund policy for misprints, damages, or wrong items — no hassle.

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Dimensions

Size Chest Width Length Fits Chest (US)
S 18" 28" 34"–37"
M 20" 29" 38"–41"
L 22" 30" 42"–45"
XL 24" 31" 46"–49"
2XL 26" 32" 50"–53"
3XL 28" 33" 54"–57"

Care Instructions

To keep your tee from becoming a crop top:

  • Wash cold, inside out
  • Tumble dry low or hang dry
  • Don’t iron the print
  • Avoid bleach unless you're into surprises
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