If You Don't Want A Sarcastic Answer...

Oh, here we go. Look, this shirt’s not for everybody — it’s for the people who are sick of babysitting other people’s stupidity. You ever get asked something so dumb you just sit there, blinking, wondering if this person even has a functioning brain? Yeah, that’s who this shirt is for. It’s a warning label… like, don’t poke the bear unless you want the claws.

👉 🤦 For every co-worker who asks, “Is this due today?” when it’s literally stamped in red.
👉 👕 Soft cotton so at least you’re comfortable while carrying society on your back.
👉 🗣️ Works as both fashion and a public service announcement.
👉 🖕 Sarcasm included free of charge — unlike your patience.

It’s rude, it’s blunt, and it’s the perfect shirt for the smartass who’s just done pretending to be polite.