I'm a Cat

🇺🇸 Printed In & Shipped From USA

Color: Black
Size: XS
Regular price $34.00
Sale price $34.00
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Rated 5 stars by degenerates worldwide.


That’s it. That’s the shirt. It just says “I’m a Cat.” You know why it’s funny? Because some psycho is actually gonna ask you, “Wait… are you really a cat?” And you’ll have the satisfaction of staring them down like, yeah genius, figured it out, huh? It’s dumb, it’s pointless, and that’s what makes it perfect.

👉 😂 Guaranteed to confuse strangers and piss off dog people.
👉 👕 Soft cotton — because if you’re gonna walk around pretending you’re a cat, at least be cozy.
👉 🐾 Wear it to parties, the grocery store, or anywhere you want people to question their life choices.
👉 🖕 The most low-effort way to be an absolute menace in public.

It’s stupid, it’s rude, it’s unnecessary… which is exactly why you need it.

Materials

🔥 Premium Tee, Built to Last

✔️ Super-soft — feels amazing, fits even better

🎯 High-quality prints with eco-friendly inks (no cracking or peeling)

💪 Pre-shrunk & durable — made to outlast your sarcasm

Wanna grab 2? It’s just $50 + FREE shipping 😎

Shipping & Returns

All shirts are made to order and ship in 2–5 business days.

U.S. delivery typically takes 3–7 days after fulfillment.

We offer a 30-day refund policy for misprints, damages, or wrong items — no hassle.

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Dimensions

Size Chest Width Length Fits Chest (US)
S 18" 28" 34"–37"
M 20" 29" 38"–41"
L 22" 30" 42"–45"
XL 24" 31" 46"–49"
2XL 26" 32" 50"–53"
3XL 28" 33" 54"–57"

Care Instructions

To keep your tee from becoming a crop top:

  • Wash cold, inside out
  • Tumble dry low or hang dry
  • Don’t iron the print
  • Avoid bleach unless you're into surprises
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