I'm Laying On Your Present

Name: I'm Laying On Your Present
Brand: Printify
SKU: 15856359228759852746
Price: 34.0 USD
Availability: InStock

🇺🇸 Printed In & Shipped From USA

Color: White

Size: S S M L XL 2XL 3XL

$34.00

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Rated 5 stars by degenerates worldwide.

Santa’s back at it again. Like the guy breaking into your house every December wasn’t creepy enough, now he’s half-naked, laying on his stomach like he’s auditioning for Playgirl. And the worst part? It’s hilarious. This shirt is for the sickos who think Christmas cheer should come with a side of trauma.

👉 🎅 Perfect for holiday parties, ugly sweater contests, and scarring your in-laws.
👉 👕 Soft cotton — because Santa may be indecent, but at least your shirt isn’t.
👉 😂 Gets big laughs from degenerates, coal from everyone else.
👉 🖕 The dirtiest way to say “Merry Christmas.”

It’s crude, it’s festive, and it’s guaranteed to make Grandma drop her eggnog.

Materials

🔥 Premium Tee, Built to Last

✔️ Super-soft — feels amazing, fits even better

🎯 High-quality prints with eco-friendly inks (no cracking or peeling)

💪 Pre-shrunk & durable — made to outlast your sarcasm

Wanna grab 2? It’s just $50 + FREE shipping 😎

Shipping & Returns

All shirts are made to order and ship in 2–5 business days.

U.S. delivery typically takes 3–7 days after fulfillment.

We offer a 30-day refund policy for misprints, damages, or wrong items — no hassle.

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