I'm Not Insulting You. I'm Describing You.

🇺🇸 Printed In & Shipped From USA

Color: Red
Size: S
Regular price $34.00
Sale price $34.00
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Rated 5 stars by degenerates worldwide.


You ever notice how people lose their minds the second you call ‘em out? Like, “Oh my god, that’s so mean!” No, jackass, that’s just accurate. This shirt is perfect for when you’re done sugarcoating the obvious. You’re not being rude — you’re just the only one willing to say what everybody else is already thinking.

👉 😂 Gets laughs from fellow smartasses, gasps from the fragile.
👉 👕 Soft cotton — so at least your shirt is comfortable while your words aren’t.
👉 🤦 Ideal for work, family gatherings, or anywhere stupidity comes standard.
👉 🖕 The ultimate T-shirt mic drop.

It’s blunt, it’s savage, and it’s the perfect way to save time when people ask, “Was that necessary?” Yeah, it was.

Materials

🔥 Premium Tee, Built to Last

✔️ Super-soft — feels amazing, fits even better

🎯 High-quality prints with eco-friendly inks (no cracking or peeling)

💪 Pre-shrunk & durable — made to outlast your sarcasm

Wanna grab 2? It’s just $50 + FREE shipping 😎

Shipping & Returns

All shirts are made to order and ship in 2–5 business days.

U.S. delivery typically takes 3–7 days after fulfillment.

We offer a 30-day refund policy for misprints, damages, or wrong items — no hassle.

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Dimensions

Size Chest Width Length Fits Chest (US)
S 18" 28" 34"–37"
M 20" 29" 38"–41"
L 22" 30" 42"–45"
XL 24" 31" 46"–49"
2XL 26" 32" 50"–53"
3XL 28" 33" 54"–57"

Care Instructions

To keep your tee from becoming a crop top:

  • Wash cold, inside out
  • Tumble dry low or hang dry
  • Don’t iron the print
  • Avoid bleach unless you're into surprises
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