I'm Sorry If I Offended You With My Common Sense

🇺🇸 Printed In & Shipped From USA

Color: Black
Size: XS
Regular price $34.00
Sale price $34.00
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Rated 5 stars by degenerates worldwide.


Because apparently in 2025, just saying something logical is the new hate crime. You tell somebody water’s wet, and next thing you know you’re the bad guy. This shirt is perfect for when you’re done tiptoeing around people’s fragile feelings and just wanna wear your sarcasm loud and proud.

👉 🤦 Ideal for work, family dinners, or any place where stupidity runs rampant.
👉 👕 Soft cotton — because at least your shirt makes sense, even if nobody else does.
👉 😂 Gets laughs from the sarcastic 2% and gasps from the easily offended.
👉 🖕 The politest middle finger you’ll ever give.

It’s blunt, it’s funny, and it’s the best apology you’ll never mean.

Materials

🔥 Premium Tee, Built to Last

✔️ Super-soft — feels amazing, fits even better

🎯 High-quality prints with eco-friendly inks (no cracking or peeling)

💪 Pre-shrunk & durable — made to outlast your sarcasm

Wanna grab 2? It’s just $50 + FREE shipping 😎

Shipping & Returns

All shirts are made to order and ship in 2–5 business days.

U.S. delivery typically takes 3–7 days after fulfillment.

We offer a 30-day refund policy for misprints, damages, or wrong items — no hassle.

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Dimensions

Size Chest Width Length Fits Chest (US)
S 18" 28" 34"–37"
M 20" 29" 38"–41"
L 22" 30" 42"–45"
XL 24" 31" 46"–49"
2XL 26" 32" 50"–53"
3XL 28" 33" 54"–57"

Care Instructions

To keep your tee from becoming a crop top:

  • Wash cold, inside out
  • Tumble dry low or hang dry
  • Don’t iron the print
  • Avoid bleach unless you're into surprises
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