I'm The Nicest Asshole You'll Ever Meet

🇺🇸 Printed In & Shipped From USA

Color: White
Size: S
Regular price $34.00
Sale price $34.00
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Finally, some honesty. You’re not a saint, you’re not a devil — you’re that guy who’ll hold the door open, then mutter under your breath about how slow people walk. You’ll buy the next round of beers, but also roast your buddy so hard he questions his life choices. This shirt is basically your personality stitched into cotton.

👉 😂 Gets laughs because everyone knows at least one “nice asshole.”
👉 👕 Soft cotton — because being an asshole doesn’t mean you can’t be comfy.
👉 🍺 Perfect for bars, barbecues, and every awkward social event you get dragged into.
👉 🖕 The nicest insult you’ll ever wear.

It’s rude, it’s true, and it’s the most accurate self-introduction you’ll ever make.

Materials

🔥 Premium Tee, Built to Last

✔️ Super-soft — feels amazing, fits even better

🎯 High-quality prints with eco-friendly inks (no cracking or peeling)

💪 Pre-shrunk & durable — made to outlast your sarcasm

Wanna grab 2? It’s just $50 + FREE shipping 😎

Shipping & Returns

All shirts are made to order and ship in 2–5 business days.

U.S. delivery typically takes 3–7 days after fulfillment.

We offer a 30-day refund policy for misprints, damages, or wrong items — no hassle.

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Dimensions

Size Chest Width Length Fits Chest (US)
S 18" 28" 34"–37"
M 20" 29" 38"–41"
L 22" 30" 42"–45"
XL 24" 31" 46"–49"
2XL 26" 32" 50"–53"
3XL 28" 33" 54"–57"

Care Instructions

To keep your tee from becoming a crop top:

  • Wash cold, inside out
  • Tumble dry low or hang dry
  • Don’t iron the print
  • Avoid bleach unless you're into surprises
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