It's Not Easy Being My Wife's Arm Candy

Yeah, that’s right — arm candy. Look at me. You think this is easy? Walking around like I’m some Calvin Klein model while my wife pretends she didn’t settle? It’s a full-time job, buddy. The gym? Nah. The diet? Forget it. This is all natural disappointment wrapped in a T-shirt that says, “Somehow she still picked me.”

👉 😂 Guaranteed to get laughs from your buddies and eye-rolls from your wife.
👉 👕 Soft cotton — because if you’re gonna be “arm candy,” at least be comfortable.
👉 🍺 Perfect for BBQs, dad bod pool parties, and every husband who knows he married up.
👉 🏆 A trophy shirt for the guy who’s definitely not a trophy husband.

It’s rude, it’s funny, and it’s basically the only modeling contract you’ll ever land. Wear it proud — your wife already thinks you’re a clown, might as well make it official.