Just A Dad Who Always Came Back With The Milk

You know the joke — dad goes out for milk, never comes back. Tragic, right? Well, guess what? This dad came back. Every damn time. And not just with milk — sometimes with cookies too, because that’s how you set the bar. This shirt is for the guys who didn’t bail, who stuck around, and who get zero credit for it.

👉 🥛 Perfect for dads who’ve survived grocery store runs and raising ungrateful kids.
👉 👕 Soft cotton — because fatherhood’s uncomfortable enough.
👉 😂 Gets laughs from the kids, groans from your wife, and awkward silence from that one friend whose dad really did leave for milk.
👉 🖕 A middle finger to every deadbeat dad out there.

It’s dark, it’s funny, and it’s the ultimate dad flex. Wear it proud — you earned it.