Just Here to Bone

🇺🇸 Printed In & Shipped From USA

Color: Black
Size: XS
Regular price $34.00
Sale price $34.00
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Rated 5 stars by degenerates worldwide.


Look, don’t overthink it. This shirt says exactly what you’re here for. “Bone” = fun in the dirty sense. And you’ve got a skeleton throwing up the metal hand sign — because nothing screams rock ‘n’ roll like a dead skeleton trying to get laid. You wear this, people laugh, people blush, and someone might ask how your bones are doing. That’s your moment.

👉 😂 Gets laughs from the rude crowd, side-eyes from Grandma.
👉 👕 Soft cotton — because even when you’re crude, your shirt shouldn’t suck.
👉 💀 Perfect for parties, bars, rock shows, or just messing with people’s innocence.
👉 🖕 A middle finger to subtlety and decency.

It’s vulgar, it’s simple, and it’s the shirt you wear when you’re not messing around.

Materials

🔥 Premium Tee, Built to Last

✔️ Super-soft — feels amazing, fits even better

🎯 High-quality prints with eco-friendly inks (no cracking or peeling)

💪 Pre-shrunk & durable — made to outlast your sarcasm

Wanna grab 2? It’s just $50 + FREE shipping 😎

Shipping & Returns

All shirts are made to order and ship in 2–5 business days.

U.S. delivery typically takes 3–7 days after fulfillment.

We offer a 30-day refund policy for misprints, damages, or wrong items — no hassle.

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Dimensions

Size Chest Width Length Fits Chest (US)
S 18" 28" 34"–37"
M 20" 29" 38"–41"
L 22" 30" 42"–45"
XL 24" 31" 46"–49"
2XL 26" 32" 50"–53"
3XL 28" 33" 54"–57"

Care Instructions

To keep your tee from becoming a crop top:

  • Wash cold, inside out
  • Tumble dry low or hang dry
  • Don’t iron the print
  • Avoid bleach unless you're into surprises
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