Moist - Because at least one person you know hates this word
🇺🇸 Printed In & Shipped From USA
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Rated 5 stars by degenerates worldwide.
Yeah, that’s right… moist. You hate it? Good. That’s the point. This shirt isn’t here to make friends — it’s here to ruin someone’s day the second you walk in the room. You know at least one person who hears this word and their whole body seizes up like they just stepped on a Lego barefoot. That’s why this shirt exists — to weaponize discomfort.
👉 🤢 Guaranteed to gross out at least one co-worker, relative, or random stranger.
👉 👕 Soft cotton — because the word might feel sticky, but the shirt doesn’t.
👉 😂 Gets laughs, groans, and maybe an HR complaint.
👉 🖕 Perfect for parties, family gatherings, or just existing to be a pain in the ass.
It’s rude, it’s petty, and it’s hilarious. “Moist.” Wear it proud.
Materials
🔥 Premium Tee, Built to Last
✔️ Super-soft — feels amazing, fits even better
🎯 High-quality prints with eco-friendly inks (no cracking or peeling)
💪 Pre-shrunk & durable — made to outlast your sarcasm
Wanna grab 2? It’s just $50 + FREE shipping 😎
Shipping & Returns
All shirts are made to order and ship in 2–5 business days.
U.S. delivery typically takes 3–7 days after fulfillment.
We offer a 30-day refund policy for misprints, damages, or wrong items — no hassle.
Dimensions
Size | Chest Width | Length | Fits Chest (US) |
---|---|---|---|
S | 18" | 28" | 34"–37" |
M | 20" | 29" | 38"–41" |
L | 22" | 30" | 42"–45" |
XL | 24" | 31" | 46"–49" |
2XL | 26" | 32" | 50"–53" |
3XL | 28" | 33" | 54"–57" |
Care Instructions
To keep your tee from becoming a crop top:
- Wash cold, inside out
- Tumble dry low or hang dry
- Don’t iron the print
- Avoid bleach unless you're into surprises




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