Morningwood Lumber Co.

Name: Morningwood Lumber Co.
Brand: Printify
SKU: 29971266943121952468
Price: 34.0 USD
Availability: InStock

🇺🇸 Printed In & Shipped From USA

$34.00

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Rated 5 stars by degenerates worldwide.

Yeah, real subtle. Nothing like turning a boner into a small business. “Morningwood Lumber Co.” — like you’re clocking in for a shift every time you wake up. It’s crude, it’s childish, and it’s exactly the kind of humor that’ll make half the room laugh and the other half pretend they don’t get it.

👉 🌲 Perfect for guys who think innuendos count as entrepreneurship.
👉 👕 Soft cotton — because even if your joke’s stiff, your shirt should be comfy.
👉 🍺 Great for bars, camping trips, or just standing around looking like an idiot.
👉 🖕 The only “family business” you’ll never tell your family about.

It’s dumb, it’s dirty, and it’s probably the only lumber company where the wood isn’t for building houses.

Materials

🔥 Premium Tee, Built to Last

✔️ Super-soft — feels amazing, fits even better

🎯 High-quality prints with eco-friendly inks (no cracking or peeling)

💪 Pre-shrunk & durable — made to outlast your sarcasm

Wanna grab 2? It’s just $50 + FREE shipping 😎

Shipping & Returns

All shirts are made to order and ship in 2–5 business days.

U.S. delivery typically takes 3–7 days after fulfillment.

We offer a 30-day refund policy for misprints, damages, or wrong items — no hassle.

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