My Final Thought Before Making Most Decisions

Look, let’s not kid ourselves. Every dumb thing you’ve ever done — every bar tab you shouldn’t have opened, every text you shouldn’t have sent, every relationship you should’ve bailed on six months earlier — it all started with the same genius thought: “Ah, f it.”*

That’s life, man. Nobody’s out here making spreadsheets and five-year plans. You think Bezos thought this through? No. He just said “f* it” and started selling books in his garage. And now look at us — wearing shirts about saying “f* it.”

🧵 Soft cotton so at least you’ll be comfortable while you ruin your life.

🎨 Print’s bold enough that even the old guy at the bar will nod like, “Yep, been there.”

😏 Wear it anywhere — parties, family dinners, funerals. Okay, maybe not funerals… but honestly? F* it.

This isn’t just a shirt. It’s the only motivational quote you actually live by.