My People Skills Are Just Fine

Yeah, my people skills are great. I can shake a hand, make small talk, nod like I give a damn… no problem. The issue isn’t me — it’s the fact that every other jackass out there seems determined to test my patience like it’s a game show. This shirt says what you’re already thinking when Chad from accounting asks if water is wet.

👉 🤦 Perfect for the workplace, family reunions, or anywhere stupidity gathers in groups.
👉 👕 Soft cotton — because you’ll need comfort while grinding your teeth through small talk.
👉 🗣️ Loud, sarcastic, and saves you from repeating yourself 40 times a day.
👉 🖕 A PSA for idiots everywhere — you’re the problem, not me.

It’s rude, it’s funny, and it’s the only way to keep your sanity while surrounded by people who think “common sense” is an advanced degree.