No Spitting

Yeah, it’s offensive. That’s the point. You think people are lining up to buy another “Live, Laugh, Love” shirt? No. They want the one that makes Grandma spit out her iced tea at Thanksgiving. This thing’s loud, it’s rude, and it’s got sexual humor baked right in.

Look — it’s not classy. Nobody’s getting knighted wearing this shirt. But you will get laughs, head shakes, and probably a couple people telling you you’re going to hell. Perfect.

🧵 Soft cotton, so at least you’ll be comfy while offending everyone in a 10-foot radius.

🎨 Print’s solid — won’t fade even after 50 awkward laundry loads.

😏 Guaranteed to ruin small talk and make strangers snort-laugh in Target.

This isn’t a shirt, it’s a public service announcement. Wear it, and own the fact you’ve got zero filter.