Probe This!
🇺🇸 Printed In & Shipped From USA
Every time somebody sees a light in the sky, it’s “we’re all getting probed.” Like these little green psychos came across the galaxy just to check out your ass. Get over yourself. This shirt flips the script — an alien giving you the finger and saying, “Probe this!”
👉 👽 Perfect for UFO nuts, skeptics, or anyone sick of hearing about Area 51.
👉 👕 Soft cotton — so you’ll be comfy while insulting extraterrestrials.
👉 😂 Guaranteed laughs from conspiracy buddies and groans from true believers.
👉 🖕 The only close encounter worth having.
It’s rude, it’s dumb, and it’s probably the only shirt that could piss off both NASA and the X-Files crowd at the same time.
Materials
🔥 Premium Tee, Built to Last
✔️ Super-soft — feels amazing, fits even better
🎯 High-quality prints with eco-friendly inks (no cracking or peeling)
💪 Pre-shrunk & durable — made to outlast your sarcasm
Wanna grab 2? It’s just $50 + FREE shipping 😎
Shipping & Returns
All shirts are made to order and ship in 2–5 business days.
U.S. delivery typically takes 3–7 days after fulfillment.
We offer a 30-day refund policy for misprints, damages, or wrong items — no hassle.
Dimensions
| Size | Chest Width | Length | Fits Chest (US) |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 18" | 28" | 34"–37" |
| M | 20" | 29" | 38"–41" |
| L | 22" | 30" | 42"–45" |
| XL | 24" | 31" | 46"–49" |
| 2XL | 26" | 32" | 50"–53" |
| 3XL | 28" | 33" | 54"–57" |
Care Instructions
To keep your tee from becoming a crop top:
- Wash cold, inside out
- Tumble dry low or hang dry
- Don’t iron the print
- Avoid bleach unless you're into surprises
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