Some People Just Need A Pat On The Back
🇺🇸 Printed In & Shipped From USA
You ever meet somebody so annoying you just wanna… help them down a flight of stairs? That’s what this shirt’s about. It’s not violence, it’s efficiency. One little “pat on the back,” and boom — problem solved. It’s dark, it’s mean, and it’s exactly the kind of humor that gets you laughed at by your friends and side-eyed by HR.
👉 😂 Perfect for smartasses who love dark jokes.
👉 👕 Soft cotton — because comfort matters more than their safety.
👉 🛗 Great for office parties, family dinners, or anywhere sarcasm thrives.
👉 🖕 A wearable middle finger to people who “just don’t get it.”
It’s twisted, it’s blunt, and it’s the most polite way to say, “Kindly go fall down some stairs.”
Materials
🔥 Premium Tee, Built to Last
✔️ Super-soft — feels amazing, fits even better
🎯 High-quality prints with eco-friendly inks (no cracking or peeling)
💪 Pre-shrunk & durable — made to outlast your sarcasm
Wanna grab 2? It’s just $50 + FREE shipping 😎
Shipping & Returns
All shirts are made to order and ship in 2–5 business days.
U.S. delivery typically takes 3–7 days after fulfillment.
We offer a 30-day refund policy for misprints, damages, or wrong items — no hassle.
Dimensions
| Size | Chest Width | Length | Fits Chest (US) |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 18" | 28" | 34"–37" |
| M | 20" | 29" | 38"–41" |
| L | 22" | 30" | 42"–45" |
| XL | 24" | 31" | 46"–49" |
| 2XL | 26" | 32" | 50"–53" |
| 3XL | 28" | 33" | 54"–57" |
Care Instructions
To keep your tee from becoming a crop top:
- Wash cold, inside out
- Tumble dry low or hang dry
- Don’t iron the print
- Avoid bleach unless you're into surprises
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