Stick Figure: "F*** It"
🇺🇸 Printed In & Shipped From USA
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Rated 5 stars by degenerates worldwide.
Alright, here it is. A stick figure literally screwing the word IT. You wanted subtle? Go buy a cardigan. This shirt’s about being done with pretending you’ve got your life together. It’s vulgar, it’s childish, it’s inappropriate as hell… and that’s why it’s funny.
You throw this thing on, walk into a bar, and instantly everyone knows you’ve given up on overthinking. You’ve boiled your entire philosophy down to two glorious words: Fck it.*
👉 😂 Makes Grandma clutch her pearls.
👉 👕 Soft cotton so you can at least be comfortable while offending half the room.
👉 🍺 Perfect for bars, parties, bad decisions, and awkward holiday dinners.
👉 🖕 The ultimate conversation ender — because what are you gonna say after “f*ck it”?
Wear it proud. It’s not just a shirt, it’s a public service announcement for the rest of us barely hanging on.
Materials
🔥 Premium Tee, Built to Last
✔️ Super-soft — feels amazing, fits even better
🎯 High-quality prints with eco-friendly inks (no cracking or peeling)
💪 Pre-shrunk & durable — made to outlast your sarcasm
Wanna grab 2? It’s just $50 + FREE shipping 😎
Shipping & Returns
All shirts are made to order and ship in 2–5 business days.
U.S. delivery typically takes 3–7 days after fulfillment.
We offer a 30-day refund policy for misprints, damages, or wrong items — no hassle.
Dimensions
Size | Chest Width | Length | Fits Chest (US) |
---|---|---|---|
S | 18" | 28" | 34"–37" |
M | 20" | 29" | 38"–41" |
L | 22" | 30" | 42"–45" |
XL | 24" | 31" | 46"–49" |
2XL | 26" | 32" | 50"–53" |
3XL | 28" | 33" | 54"–57" |
Care Instructions
To keep your tee from becoming a crop top:
- Wash cold, inside out
- Tumble dry low or hang dry
- Don’t iron the print
- Avoid bleach unless you're into surprises





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