Stick Figure: "F*** U"

Yeah, it’s exactly what you think it is — a stick figure railing the letter “U.” Subtle? Not even close. This isn’t one of those “wink-wink” novelty tees. This is full-on, in-your-face, “don’t even talk to me unless you get the joke” energy.

It’s the kind of shirt you throw on when you’re just done with humanity. The neighbors are annoying, the boss is on your ass, some guy cuts you off in traffic… guess what? Now you’ve got a shirt that does the talking for you.

👉 🤣 Makes friends laugh and strangers hate you — perfect balance.
👉 👕 Soft cotton so you can be comfortable while telling the world to shove it.
👉 🍻 Wear it to bars, parties, or Thanksgiving dinner if you really want to get disowned.
👉 🖕 The clearest “customer service rep” you’ll ever own.

It’s rude, it’s mean, it’s inappropriate… and it’s probably the most honest piece of clothing you’ll ever wear.