The Second Amendment
🇺🇸 Printed In & Shipped From USA
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Rated 5 stars by degenerates worldwide.
The right to bear arms just got a whole new meaning. Our Second Amendment Bear Arms T-Shirt is stupid, savage, and laugh-out-loud funny. Instead of guns, this guy is rocking a full set of grizzly bear arms — claws and all. 🐻💪
This isn’t some boring political shirt. It’s a punchline you can wear. Perfect for degenerates, patriots, and anyone with a dark sense of humor who wants to turn heads and start fights at family BBQs. 🍔🔥
😂 Makes people double-take like, “Wait… did that guy have bear arms?”
😈 Savage humor for people who love offensive jokes and bold graphic tees
🍺 Guaranteed to piss off your uptight uncle after two Bud Lights
🎁 Makes the ultimate gift for friends who never shut up about guns or politics
Made with premium cotton so it feels soft enough to hug but rude enough to roast your neighbors. Wear it anywhere you want to drop a savage joke without even opening your mouth.
Because when the Constitution said the right to bear arms, they didn’t say a damn thing about claws. 🐾
Materials
🔥 Premium Tee, Built to Last
✔️ Super-soft — feels amazing, fits even better
🎯 High-quality prints with eco-friendly inks (no cracking or peeling)
💪 Pre-shrunk & durable — made to outlast your sarcasm
Wanna grab 2? It’s just $50 + FREE shipping 😎
Shipping & Returns
All shirts are made to order and ship in 2–5 business days.
U.S. delivery typically takes 3–7 days after fulfillment.
We offer a 30-day refund policy for misprints, damages, or wrong items — no hassle.
Dimensions
Size | Chest Width | Length | Fits Chest (US) |
---|---|---|---|
S | 18" | 28" | 34"–37" |
M | 20" | 29" | 38"–41" |
L | 22" | 30" | 42"–45" |
XL | 24" | 31" | 46"–49" |
2XL | 26" | 32" | 50"–53" |
3XL | 28" | 33" | 54"–57" |
Care Instructions
To keep your tee from becoming a crop top:
- Wash cold, inside out
- Tumble dry low or hang dry
- Don’t iron the print
- Avoid bleach unless you're into surprises



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