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Yeah, it says what you think it says. Don’t act surprised. It’s not “technology wizard at” or some cute internet thing — it’s twat. Straight up. You throw this shirt on, and you’re basically announcing to the world: “Hey, I’ve officially run out of fcks to give.”*

This isn’t polite. It’s not clever. It’s just mean… which is why it’s hilarious. Some people are gonna laugh, some people are gonna clutch their pearls, and a couple might even try to lecture you. Guess what? That’s the fun part.

👉 😂 Guaranteed laughs from degenerates, groans from everyone else.
👉 👕 Soft cotton — so at least you’ll feel nice while being a complete asshole.
👉 🍺 Perfect for bars, parties, or family gatherings if you’re trying to get written out of the will.
👉 🖕 The most efficient way to offend strangers without even opening your mouth.

It’s short, it’s sharp, it’s offensive as hell. Basically, the perfect shirt.