Why You Delete Cookies?

Name: Why You Delete Cookies?
Brand: Printify
SKU: 12438638786615826887
Price: 34.0 USD
Availability: InStock

🇺🇸 Printed In & Shipped From USA

$34.00

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Rated 5 stars by degenerates worldwide.

Okay, so you’re online, they hit you with “clear your cookies” like you’re some criminal. Meanwhile Cookie Monster is out here crying over lost cookies like his entire childhood got erased. That’s the joke — digital privacy meets Muppets trauma. You wear this, folks smirk, people ask if you’re angry at the browser, and some nerd will try to explain “cookies = session data.” You smile, you point to the shirt, and move on.

👉 😂 Gets laughs from nerds, groans from anyone younger than 25.
👉 👕 Soft cotton — because even existential crises deserve comfort.
👉 🍪 Perfect for tech meetups, coffee shops, or moments when someone clears your browsing history.
👉 🖕 A sarcastic protest against the algorithms stealing your browser memories.

It’s witty, it’s mocking, and it reminds everyone — some cookies are worth saving.

Materials

🔥 Premium Tee, Built to Last

✔️ Super-soft — feels amazing, fits even better

🎯 High-quality prints with eco-friendly inks (no cracking or peeling)

💪 Pre-shrunk & durable — made to outlast your sarcasm

Wanna grab 2? It’s just $50 + FREE shipping 😎

Shipping & Returns

All shirts are made to order and ship in 2–5 business days.

U.S. delivery typically takes 3–7 days after fulfillment.

We offer a 30-day refund policy for misprints, damages, or wrong items — no hassle.

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