Ask Me About My Butthole

🇺🇸 Printed In & Shipped From USA

Color: Black - Deluxe Tee
Size: XS
$34.95
$34.95
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Rated 5 stars by degenerates worldwide.

Oh yeah, nothing says “small talk starter” like this shirt. You stroll into a bar, family BBQ, or hell, even the DMV, and boom — you’ve invited strangers to discuss your butthole. And the UFO? That’s the cherry on top. Because apparently, aliens aren’t here for world peace, they’re here for backdoor experiments. Juvenile? Yep. Inappropriate? Absolutely. Funny as hell? You bet your ass (literally).

😂 Guaranteed laughs from degenerates, awkward silence from your in-laws.
👕 Soft cotton — because your humor’s rough, but your shirt shouldn’t be.
🛸 Perfect for UFO festivals, stoner sessions, or just traumatizing Karen at Target.
🖕 A wearable icebreaker that nobody actually wanted.

It’s rude, it’s crude, and it’s probably the most accurate alien abduction merch ever printed.

Materials

🔥 Premium Tee, Built to Last

✔️ Super-soft — feels amazing, fits even better

🎯 High-quality prints with eco-friendly inks (no cracking or peeling)

💪 Pre-shrunk & durable — made to outlast your sarcasm

Wanna grab 2? It’s just $50 + FREE shipping 😎

Shipping & Returns

All shirts are made to order and ship in 2–5 business days.

U.S. delivery typically takes 3–7 days after fulfillment.

We offer a 30-day refund policy for misprints, damages, or wrong items — no hassle.

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Dimensions

Size Chest Width Length Fits Chest (US)
S 18" 28" 34"–37"
M 20" 29" 38"–41"
L 22" 30" 42"–45"
XL 24" 31" 46"–49"
2XL 26" 32" 50"–53"
3XL 28" 33" 54"–57"

Care Instructions

To keep your tee from becoming a crop top:

  • Wash cold, inside out
  • Tumble dry low or hang dry
  • Don’t iron the print
  • Avoid bleach unless you're into surprises
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