Grab Your Balls We're Going Bowling

You know what’s fun? Going bowling. You know what’s funnier? Telling your buddy to “grab your balls” before you head out. It’s the kind of joke that’s dumb, juvenile, and pays off every single time. You wear this, people will laugh, awkward chuckle, or ask you why you have zero chill. The bowling graphic just seals the deal—yes, we’re talking about that kind of balls.

😂 Gets laughs from degenerates, mixed reactions from the polite crowd.
👕 Soft cotton — because if your humor’s rough, your shirt doesn’t have to be.
🎳 Perfect for bowling nights, bar crawls, or making the alley staff pause.
🖕 A playful shove in the ribs to everyone with restraint.

It’s dirty, it’s dumb, and it’s absolutely the shirt you wear when you want to make mundane bowling legendary.