High On Life And Also Drugs

🇺🇸 Printed In & Shipped From USA

Color: Forest - Deluxe Tee
Size: S
$34.95
$34.95
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Rated 5 stars by degenerates worldwide.

Oh yeah, real inspirational… until you read the second line. This is the perfect shirt for anyone who’s sick of the “live, laugh, love” crowd and wants to remind people that sometimes happiness doesn’t come from yoga and green smoothies — sometimes it comes from, well… other sources.

😂 Gets a laugh, gets a glare, probably gets you uninvited to Thanksgiving.
👕 Soft cotton — so at least you’ll be comfy while being judged.
🍺 Perfect for parties, festivals, and every bad decision you’ll tell as a “funny story” later.
🖕 A rude, sarcastic twist on those corny motivational quotes everybody hates.

It’s bold, it’s inappropriate, and it’s guaranteed to either make someone laugh… or call their sponsor.

Materials

🔥 Premium Tee, Built to Last

✔️ Super-soft — feels amazing, fits even better

🎯 High-quality prints with eco-friendly inks (no cracking or peeling)

💪 Pre-shrunk & durable — made to outlast your sarcasm

Wanna grab 2? It’s just $50 + FREE shipping 😎

Shipping & Returns

All shirts are made to order and ship in 2–5 business days.

U.S. delivery typically takes 3–7 days after fulfillment.

We offer a 30-day refund policy for misprints, damages, or wrong items — no hassle.

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Dimensions

Size Chest Width Length Fits Chest (US)
S 18" 28" 34"–37"
M 20" 29" 38"–41"
L 22" 30" 42"–45"
XL 24" 31" 46"–49"
2XL 26" 32" 50"–53"
3XL 28" 33" 54"–57"

Care Instructions

To keep your tee from becoming a crop top:

  • Wash cold, inside out
  • Tumble dry low or hang dry
  • Don’t iron the print
  • Avoid bleach unless you're into surprises
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